words in movies
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Joey: (incredulous) Why should I help you?!
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
The Museum Official: (To Monica) May I help you?
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Female Clerk: Can I help you?
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Ross: Can I, can I help you with something?
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?
Chandler: I cant help it!
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Joey: Ross, you need some help?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
Phoebe: (To Joey) Okay quick, help me get this off! (Motions to her top.)
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?
Monica: You gotta help me out here Pheebs.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Ross: Need some help?
Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Ross: Well, Im sure theyre still somewhere here in the hotel. Ill-Ill help you look for them.
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
Phoebe: Anything I can do to help?
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Monica: Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: Oh, sorry. Well, look, maybe I can help you with it.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Ross: Well do you want some help?
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Rachel: She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.
Phoebe: I cant help you.
Phoebe: Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Dan Gottleib
Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Wayne: Joey, Joey, I-I-Ill g-get you your job back if you help me out.
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Joey: You, you want me to help you with that?
Rachel: Yes! Shes gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees that Ross isnt happy.)
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
Written by: Patty Lin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Didi Chow
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Ross: Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace
Ross: Hey hey, can I help?
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!
Chandler: You're not gonna need my help?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Ross: Glad I could help man.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!