words in movies
TERRY: F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
PHOEBE: And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
(Monica shakes her head.)
Monica: Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Phoebe: We want you to marry her!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Phoebe: Let's see! (Opens her address book.) Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack.
Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
Joey: (not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
Phoebe: Hey Joey, yknow what? You are way to good for her.
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Phoebe: (interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Rachel: (sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Its gotta be rough.
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Joey and Chandler: Yeah, thats her.
The Woman: (after Monica gives her the candy) Thank you.
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]
Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)
Joey: Yeah. What time are you meeting her?
Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Phoebe: You heard her too?! You have the gift!
Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Ross: Hey, yknow what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)
Phoebe: Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because shes the one whos leaving. Its harder for her!
Rachel: Hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! At least he bought me something with it! (Shows her, her ring)
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, Im very wise. I know.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating the cheesecake and Chandler enters and catches her in the act.]
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter.)
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
Chandler: (looking up with her) Thats a plane!
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Molly: (with Emma in a basinet) She's out, I'm gonna take her home.
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Joey: (nervously backing away) I-I-I-I did? (He puts a stool in front of her.)
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
(Joey hurriedly stands up, arms akimbo, gives her an embarrassed look and walks away)
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
Rachel: So? (She puts her hands in his, totally forgetting about the gloves, and hoping for something more intimate.)
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Ross: Well, can you blame her?
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Tag: (entering from her room) Hey.
Ross: Phoebe! (He grabs her arm to get her attention.)
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
(Monica screams and they all stare at her.)