words in movies
Monica: Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.
Phoebe: All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.
Rachel: (to maitre d') Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing.
Maitre d': Mr Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
Ross: I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Joey: Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
The Doctor: What do we got here?
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Chandler: Its Paris, who knows were here!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Rachel: (searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Chandler: So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
Rachel: (hands him one) Here you go.
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Man: Actually, Im here about the assistant job.
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Chandler: (Pause) Im right here!
Chandler: Im still right here!
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Chandler: Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Rachel: Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Erin! Still here!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Well look whos here!
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Ross: Damn, I forgot you were here.
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Joey: Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
Monica: Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.
Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why dont think of someone else for a change?
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Rachel: Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
Gunther: Here you go.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Phoebe: Because you would rather live here with Joey.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Phoebe: Oh! Heres Joseph Francis!
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!