words in movies
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Monica: I think shes here.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Joey: (rushing in) Hey! Joey Tribbiani! Im here! Im here!
The A.D: Theres no way he smells, hes the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Rachel: (searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Chandler: So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
Rachel: (hands him one) Here you go.
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Man: Actually, Im here about the assistant job.
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Chandler: (Pause) Im right here!
Chandler: Im still right here!
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Chandler: Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Rachel: Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Erin! Still here!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Well look whos here!
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Rachel: (staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Ross: Damn, I forgot you were here.
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Joey: Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
Monica: Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why dont think of someone else for a change?
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.
Gunther: Here you go.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Phoebe: Because you would rather live here with Joey.
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Rachel: Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Phoebe: Oh! Heres Joseph Francis!
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Phoebe: Shh! Get me out of here.
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.