words in movies
ROSS: Wha-, you have a phone in here?
JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
PRODUCER: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
ROSS: Wait hold on Tony, hold on. [answers second line] Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. [gets first line] Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
EDDIE: Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?
EDDIE: Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.
JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.
CHANDLER: Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left. You really expect me to never find new eggs?
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
MONICA: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Joey: (grabbing her) Here we go! Here we go! (Starts to pull her away from Kash.)
Brenda: I think I know whats going on here.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
Joey: Im gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.)
Hooker: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Ross: Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, yknow-yknow for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! Its here! Yeah, its right-its right down here! In the biggest library in the university! (They start heading that way, towards a secluded section behind the racks.)
Chandler: Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds.
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Joey: Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50.
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Phoebe: Why else would I be here?
Rachel: Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) "Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)
The Teacher: Well hi, Im Jenny Boone. Im the new teacher here.
Phoebe: The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.)
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Mike: Wanna get out of here?
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
Phoebe: I didnt know where to put it so I just left it here for now.
Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Chandler: I kinda like it here.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Phoebe: (excited) John Glenn is here?!
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Monica: Here you go.
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Joey: Yeah but its too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Chandler: And here we go
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Ross: Uh lately, she just likes hanging out here.
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Heres your warm milk.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Joey: Here? In the hall? What are we animals?
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? Its here.
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Joey: All right, here we go. (He grabs them and starts to pull them out of the apartment.)
Rachel: Is Joey here?
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Uncle Dan: Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them a check)
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Joey: This one right here. (Ross whines.)
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here