words in movies
Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
Joey: Im gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.)
Hooker: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Ross: Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, yknow-yknow for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! Its here! Yeah, its right-its right down here! In the biggest library in the university! (They start heading that way, towards a secluded section behind the racks.)
Chandler: Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds.
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Joey: Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50.
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Phoebe: Why else would I be here?
Rachel: Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) "Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)
The Teacher: Well hi, Im Jenny Boone. Im the new teacher here.
Phoebe: The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.)
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Mike: Wanna get out of here?
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
Phoebe: I didnt know where to put it so I just left it here for now.
Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Chandler: I kinda like it here.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Phoebe: (excited) John Glenn is here?!
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Monica: Here you go.
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Joey: Yeah but its too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
Chandler: And here we go
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Ross: Uh lately, she just likes hanging out here.
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? Its here.
Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Heres your warm milk.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Joey: Here? In the hall? What are we animals?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Joey: All right, here we go. (He grabs them and starts to pull them out of the apartment.)
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Rachel: Is Joey here?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Uncle Dan: Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them a check)
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Chandler: Oh come on Ross, I think were all losers here.
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Joey: This one right here. (Ross whines.)
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.