words in movies
Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Phoebe: (excited) John Glenn is here?!
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Monica: Here you go.
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Joey: Yeah but its too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
Chandler: And here we go
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Ross: Uh lately, she just likes hanging out here.
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? Its here.
Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Heres your warm milk.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Joey: All right, here we go. (He grabs them and starts to pull them out of the apartment.)
Joey: Here? In the hall? What are we animals?
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Rachel: Is Joey here?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Uncle Dan: Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them a check)
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Joey: This one right here. (Ross whines.)
Chandler: Oh come on Ross, I think were all losers here.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
Ross: Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Chandler: Right here?
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Dr. Long: Here she is!
Ross: Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.
Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Chandler: Look, we cant stay in here forever.