words in movies
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Joey: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water?
Ross: Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
Phoebe: (in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.) Hows the pressure?
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)
Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Ross: How about the place settings?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?
Phoebe: For how long?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Joey: Wise choice, how many rungs?
Ross: Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Phoebe: Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Ross: How are you?
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Monica: Okay, how much?
Monica: How about fifty bucks?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
Monica: How are you doing?
Rachel: How are you?
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?