words in movies
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: How does she do that?
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Rachel: How long?
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Chandler: How do you do that?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: How are you?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Phoebe: Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Rachel: How many you want?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Rachel: Hi, how was the movie?
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Joey: How could you lose him?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?