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Ross: Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.
Phoebe: On how far along he's in the sex change process!
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Gavin: I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?
Gavin: Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? I mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.
Ross: How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that�smy roommate, Rachel.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Phoebe: How come?!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Rachel: How do you do that?
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Joey: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water?
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Ross: Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Phoebe: (in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.) Hows the pressure?
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)
Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Ross: How about the place settings?
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?