words in movies
Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
Monica: Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
Joey: (entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin?! How you doinDamnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall.)
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steves doctors name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, Doctor Monkey? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin?
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Monica: How do you do that?
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Ross: How could I forget?
Barry: So, how ya doin?
[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandlers mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him. They're both at Central Perk.]
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Phoebe: How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: How does she do that?
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Rachel: How long?
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Chandler: How do you do that?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: How are you?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?