words in movies
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
MONICA: Well it wasn't that many guys. I mean, if you consider how many guys there actually are, it's a very small percentage.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Joey: How are you doing?
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Monica: Hey how was dinner?!
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Chandler: How is that me?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Phoebe: How come?!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Rachel: How do you do that?
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Joey: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water?
Ross: Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)