words in movies
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
MONICA: Well it wasn't that many guys. I mean, if you consider how many guys there actually are, it's a very small percentage.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Phoebe: Really?! How come?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Chandler: How do you know?!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Monica: (To Rachel) How did work go?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Gary: How are you?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Chandler: How do you figure that?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Joey: How good is that?
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)
Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Rachel: how about I move in with you?