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Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Ross: Cassie, how you-how you doin on that hot dog.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: How do you feel?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Joey: How was your conference?
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Ross: How could you have told her?
Joey: How?! When?!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Monica: How did that happen?
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Monica: How?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?