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Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joeys hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebes Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: How come you have two? Chandler: Well this one's for you. Joey: Get out. Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds. Joey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies. Chandler: That's what they'll call us. [The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where Theyre Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
[Another series of flashbacks begins with Episode 413: The One With Rachels Crush, Joey is telling Rachel and Phoebe how he picks up women.]
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Joey: How ya doin?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?
Monica: How have you been?
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: How do you feel?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Joey: How was your conference?
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Joey: How?! When?!
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Ross: How could you have told her?
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Monica: How did that happen?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!