words in movies
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Chandler: Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Phoebe: Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin?
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Monica: How do you do that?
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Ross: How could I forget?
Barry: So, how ya doin?
[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandlers mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him. They're both at Central Perk.]
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Phoebe: How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: How does she do that?
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Rachel: How long?
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Chandler: How do you do that?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: How are you?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Phoebe: Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?