words in movies
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Chandler: Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?
Chandler: Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Ross: (Covering his mouth with the glass.) How about all the way.
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steves doctors name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, Doctor Monkey? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin?
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Monica: How do you do that?
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Ross: How could I forget?
[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandlers mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him. They're both at Central Perk.]
Barry: So, how ya doin?
Phoebe: How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: How does she do that?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.
Rachel: How long?
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Chandler: How do you do that?
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Monica: How are you?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.