words in movies
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Chandler: Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?
Chandler: Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Monica: So how does it look?
Chandler: How do ya do.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Ross: How sad are we?
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Chandler: All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Monica: Really?! How much?!
Katie: Ohh, I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese?! (She hits him repeatedly as she says that.)
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: How did it go?
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Ross: How might you be wrong?
Joey: Howd it go?
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Joey: How ya doin?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?
Monica: How have you been?
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: How do you feel?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?