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Monica: We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Monica: How was your first day?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: What-what-what thehow da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
Ross: How is that important?
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Chandler: Hey! Hows the boat?!
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Phoebe: HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.]
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
RACHEL: This is how I would hold a football.
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?
Rachel: How come you are?!
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Monica: How?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Chandler: No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?
Joey: (still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Rachel: So hows it goin with Joey?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Joey: Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check for So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'
Rachel: How are you holding up?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Monica: How?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
Monica: How did it go?
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Phoebe: Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Joey: How ya doin?
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Phoebe: How do you know?
Earl: How?
Mr. Geller: Yknow how the garage floods every Spring?
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Joey: How do you figure?
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Ross: (giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?