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Monica: We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Monica: How was your first day?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: What-what-what thehow da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
Ross: How is that important?
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Joey: How late are we?
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Phoebe: Oh, how cute!
Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
Liam: How are ya man?
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Phoebe: How old is your phonebook?
Phoebe: This is how I look when I'm turned on!
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice.]
Chandler: Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her.
Phoebe: Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.
Mike: Hey guys, how is it going?
Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin chips is like stretching.
Rachel: Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Rachel: How was the honeymoon?
Will: God we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?
Monica: How?
Phoebe: How could you possibly think that?
Chandler: Hey! How was lunch?
Chandler: How do you know?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Clerk: How can I help you?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?
Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Ross: Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?
Woman: Oh hey, how are you?
Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Monica: How is that gonna happen?
Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Ross: Anyway seriously, uh just just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until )
Monica: Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Phoebe: How was your night?
Monica: You did? How?
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Ross: Hey. How did you sleep?
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Chandler: How do you feel?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
Phoebe: How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Chandler: How?
Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin?
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch?
Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Ross: Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Phoebe: Goodie! Thanks. So, how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food.
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
C.H.E.E.S.E: Oh yeah? Well then how come I cant get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?
Chandler: And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!
Chip: Hey, Rach! How ya doin?
RACHEL: This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this?
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Joey: We can't, alright? (To the women) We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.