words in movies
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses oneself on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Rachel: Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Monica: (To Rachel) How did work go?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Gary: How are you?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Chandler: How do you figure that?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Joey: How good is that?
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)
Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
Joey: (in a sexy voice) How you doin'?
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Monica: How are you still single?!
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Chandler: (totally confused) How?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Phoebe: (exhausted) How do you feel?