words in movies
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses oneself on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Rachel: Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Joey: What... for how long?
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Phoebe: For how long?
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
Chandler: How can you be so confident?
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Chandler: Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
Ross: Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Ross: (looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Phoebe: Oh how lame... oh, it’s so tacky, and impersonal.
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, so how should I do it?
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
Ross: We'll see how dinner goes.
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Joey: How late are we?
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Phoebe: Oh, how cute!
Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?
Liam: How are ya man?
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
Phoebe: How old is your phonebook?
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice.]
Phoebe: This is how I look when I'm turned on!
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!