words in movies
Monica: How are you doing?
Rachel: How are you?
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Janice: Hes a keeper. How are you feeling?
Rachel: Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)
Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
Joey: (in a sexy voice) How you doin'?
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Monica: How are you still single?!
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Chandler: (totally confused) How?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Monica: It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Phoebe: (exhausted) How do you feel?
CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Monica: I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Monica: How much longer?
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Rachel: Really? How good?
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Phoebe: How much was it?
Chandler: All right, let's show them how it's done.
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!