words in movies
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Phoebe: How come?!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Rachel: How do you do that?
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Joey: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water?
Ross: Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?
Mona: How exciting!
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
Phoebe: (in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.) Hows the pressure?
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)
Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Ross: How about the place settings?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Phoebe: For how long?
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?