words in movies
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: How was your conference?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Joey: How?! When?!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Ross: How could you have told her?
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Monica: How did that happen?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: How?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Phoebe: Really?! How come?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Chandler: How do you know?!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Monica: (To Rachel) How did work go?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Gary: How are you?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Chandler: How do you figure that?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Joey: How good is that?
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.