words in movies
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Joey: How is it you?
Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Katie: Ohh, I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese?! (She hits him repeatedly as she says that.)
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: How did it go?
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Ross: How might you be wrong?
Joey: Howd it go?
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Joey: How ya doin?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?
Monica: How have you been?
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: How do you feel?
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.