words in movies
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Joey: How is it you?
Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Joey: How ya doin?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?
Monica: How have you been?
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
Monica: How do you feel?
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Joey: How was your conference?
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Joey: How?! When?!
Ross: How could you have told her?
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Monica: How?
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?