words in movies
Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
Monica: So how does it look?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Chandler: How do ya do.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Ross: (giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny!
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Rachel: (to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Ross: Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
Rachel: How are ya?
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Ross: How did you know about that?!
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Chandler: Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
Ben: Really? Like how?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Lewis: But like how?
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Joey: How?! When?!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Monica: How much did ever really win before?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Monica: I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
Monica: How?
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Monica: How do you feel?
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Mona: How cute was that?
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
JOEY: Hey!� How come the door's locked?
Rachel: How much longer?
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Joey: How are you doing?
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Monica: Hey how was dinner?!
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?