words in movies
Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
Monica: So how does it look?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Chandler: How do ya do.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Joey: You forget how many great songs Heart had.
Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Ross: How hot is this?!
Monica: How many?
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, youre still alive! How are you doing?
Rachel: Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Chandler: Its Thursday! How was the audition?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.]
Ross: Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Eldad: How are you?
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Monica: How was your first day?
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: How is that important?
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Ross: How rude.
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Ross: How you doing?
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Phoebe: Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Rachel: How is you drinking helping the kids?
Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!
Chandler: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
Kristen: But how about tomorrow?
Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?