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Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
Monica: So how does it look?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Chandler: How do ya do.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Chandler: How do you know?!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Monica: (To Rachel) How did work go?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Gary: How are you?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Chandler: How do you figure that?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Joey: How good is that?
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Joey: (in a sexy voice) How you doin'?
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
Monica: How about receiving?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?