words in movies
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Gary: How are you?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Chandler: How do you figure that?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Joey: How good is that?
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)
Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
Joey: (in a sexy voice) How you doin'?
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Monica: How are you still single?!
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Chandler: (totally confused) How?
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Phoebe: (exhausted) How do you feel?
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Monica: How much longer?
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Rachel: Really? How good?
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Girl: We learned how to dance.