words in movies
Joey: I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Chandler: Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window.
Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. (gets up right behind Joey and yells in his ear) Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Joey: You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.
Joey: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.
Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Susan: I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry. (Ross realizes Kristin was expecting him to laugh, so he starts to laugh hysterically.)
Carol: Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Phoebe: I'm a woman!
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: I'm there!
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Rachel: People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
Ross: I'm, I'm okay.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Chandler: No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk.
Joey: What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?
Chandler: No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Ross: Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.
Steve: I'm kind of funny looking.
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
JOEY: They can't kill me, I'm Francesca's long lost son.
Mike: I'm gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek)
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Ross: Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Rachel: I'm so sorry Pheebs.
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Chandler: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Chandler: Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless .
Ross: (visibly upset) I'm dead?
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Monica: Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Ross: (coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?
Chandler: Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Chandler: You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.
Monica: I'm sorry, idea time is over.
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Phoebe: I'm still looking through mine...
Monica: Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.
Chandler: What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!
Chandler: (on the phone) "Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?" (pause) "Oh, thank you very much!" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)
Chandler: I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Joey: Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?
Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Monica: I'm sorry...
Phoebe: I'm sorry too... (they hug)
Joey: Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...
Joey: A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.
Ross: Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller.
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Joey: (sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Chandler: I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Ross: Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Ross: I'm gonna get some more coffee.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Charlie: I'm good!
Joey: Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem.
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Rachel: Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish...
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-
Monica: I'm sorry too.
Chandler: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.