words in movies
CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
RACHEL: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
CHANDLER: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.
CHANDLER: Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
JANICE: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.
CHANDLER: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
Ross: I'm, I'm okay.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Chandler: No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk.
Joey: What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?
Chandler: No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Ross: Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.
Steve: I'm kind of funny looking.
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
JOEY: They can't kill me, I'm Francesca's long lost son.
Mike: I'm gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek)
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Ross: Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Rachel: I'm so sorry Pheebs.
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Chandler: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Chandler: Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless .
Ross: (visibly upset) I'm dead?
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Monica: Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Ross: (coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?
Chandler: Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Chandler: You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.
Monica: I'm sorry, idea time is over.
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Phoebe: I'm still looking through mine...
Monica: Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.
Chandler: What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!
Chandler: (on the phone) "Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?" (pause) "Oh, thank you very much!" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)
Chandler: I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Joey: Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?
Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Monica: I'm sorry...
Phoebe: I'm sorry too... (they hug)
Joey: Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...
Joey: A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.
Ross: Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller.
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Joey: (sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Chandler: I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Ross: Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Ross: I'm gonna get some more coffee.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Charlie: I'm good!
Joey: Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem.
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Rachel: Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish...
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-
Monica: I'm sorry too.
Chandler: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.
Charlie: I'm sorry, what?
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
Rachel: I'm there!
Joey: Enough said, I'm there for you man. Where is she, upstairs?
Chandler: I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!
Phoebe: (goes back in) I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!