words in movies
CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
RACHEL: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
CHANDLER: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.
CHANDLER: Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
JANICE: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.
CHANDLER: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Phoebe: No, I'm fine.
RACH: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. OK, Michael, let's talk about you.
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Monica: I'm sorry..
Monica: I'm, I'm really sorry.
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!
RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.
RACH: Ummmm.... well, actually I'm already done, but I...I kinda got plans.
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Angela: Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now.
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Joey: Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
Joey: All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.
Ross: Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!
Janine: Well, I don't think there is anything to do. I mean I think you're really sweet, but I'm just not interested in you like that.
Monica: (leaving) I'm outta here.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.
Chandler: I'm fine.
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes.
Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Phoebe: Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Aurora: No, I'm still married.
Joey: ...I'm his (mumbles)
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.
Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Chandler: (In a helium voice, holding a balloon) I'm sorry, I got a little occupied.
Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Ross: I'm going to do it.
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Monica: No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana!
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
PHOEBE: Shh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Ross: I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
MONICA: I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.
Ross: (getting up, upset) I'm calling Mom.
Ross: Well, I'm off to Carol's.
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.
CHANDLER: I'm gonna hold him a different way. Look I don't understand, if you hated it so much, why did you buy it in the first place?
Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old.
Rachel: Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.
CHANDLER: I'm going to the bathroom now. [leaves for the bathroom]
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.
Rachel: Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr.
Sandy: Hi, I'm Sandy.
Monica: Um, I'm not actually Amish.
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Monica: Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood...
Ross: You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
Phoebe: I'm in.
Ross: I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised...
Chandler: Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?
Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.
Phoebe: I'm Phoebe Buffay.
Monica: I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!