words in movies
CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
RACHEL: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
CHANDLER: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.
CHANDLER: Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
JANICE: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.
CHANDLER: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
PHOEBE: Anyway, OK, now promise you won't like, freak out and say how great this is until I'm done, OK.
PHOEBE: I'm done now.
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
JOEY: I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
TILLY: I'm Tilly.
MONICA: Shut up, I'm happy.
TILLY: Well, ok then. I'm gonna go. Bye.
Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.
JOEY: No. No way, I'm not signing that.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
RICHARD: Oh honey, I'm fine.
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Aurora: (getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
Chandler: All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.)
JOEY: I'm sorry. See ya.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
RACHEL: Ok, I just, I just really need to be with myself right now. I'm sorry.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Yeah, I'm movin' to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one.
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
ROSS: Huh, I'm just saying...
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. (sarcastic) It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
PHOEBE: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Ross: (nonchalantly) I'm never gonna find love again.
Ross: I'm smarter than him!
RACHEL: Honey, I'm just checking.
Monica: (getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
PHOEBE: Ok, I'm in the book.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Monica: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
JOEY: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.
Joey: I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
MONICA: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
JOEY: Oh yeah yeah. I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm going to kill you.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
MONICA: I'm gonna set them to my time.
Monica: (as Rachel) I am. I'm that stupid. (Little laugh.)
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
MONICA: I'm just easing you in.
RYAN: I'm sorry, but I can't say.
ROSS: I'm shipping out tomorrow.
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
JOEY: I did do it, I'm a professional.
PHOEBE: I, I, I'm hideous.
MR. GREENE: I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...
CHANDLER: I'm afraid I might just be.
MINDY: Oh my God, I'm married!
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Joey: Okay. I'm in.
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
ROSS: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
CHAN: I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
RYAN: I'm sorry, I never had 'em.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
RACHEL: Oh I'm sorry, we're clo-... Hey sailor.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.