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Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? I-Im sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Ross: Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Ross: That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her.
Ross: Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still havent gotten it.
Joey: Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.
Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'knowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Ross: Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Ross: Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
David: I-I do though.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Earl: I-Im sorry?
Phoebe: No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist!
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Ross: I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!
Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Joey: Yeah, its okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. Its the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Ross: Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Dennis Phillips: Look umm Joey, I-I dont think youre quite right for this project.
Phoebe: No-no! I-I I found one.
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Rachel: (on tape) I-I knowI had put them in in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: Oh, I-I dont eat meat.
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Ross: No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.
Joey: No, I-I miss hanging out with you.
Will: Oh I-I remember you.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Rachel: Ross Im so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.
Rachel: Yknow what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Ross: Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
Ross: Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Ross: Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? I I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Ross: Look, all I know is I-I cant have another failed marriage!
Phoebe: Yes, and Im sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but thats very rare.
Rachel: I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Ross: But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Ross: (stops) I justyknowI-I just have oneRachel?!
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Oh the bands ready! And wellI-Iwe gotta do what the band says, right? I dont care about the stinkin band!!
Ross: Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Ross: Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Phoebe: I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.