words in movies
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Phoebe: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get...
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Ross: I didn't order lemonade.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Phoebe: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Monica: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Chandler: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.
Joey: (to Chandler) You know, I think I was sixteen.
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
Rachel: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
Paulo: I do Raquel.
Monica: I promise.
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Phoebe: All right, that's it, I quit.
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Monica: I know!
Chandler: At least as long as I have the pants.
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Joey: Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
Ross: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)
Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.
Ross: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
Rachel: Well, can I talk to you for a sec?
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Ross: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I mean I actuallyI-I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Rachel: No, I think that was the whole all.
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Joey: Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
Joey: No I didnt.
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Chandler: Im coming already!!
Chandler: I wanna quit the bank!
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Phoebe: Yes, I will tell her.
ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.
Joey: No, Im good.
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Chandler: No, I don't.
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Rachel: (proud of her self) I almost caught that one!
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: Well, I think I can help you get over him.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Joey: ...I d'know.
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith
Phoebe: You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... (they stare at her)... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.
Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.
Amanda: I am so glad that you could come over tonight.
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.
Rachel: Monica, I dont want to lose 200 dollars.
Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"
Phoebe: Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? Hes a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Chandler: Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Phoebe: No-no, oh, Im fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brothers throat!
Rachel: Y'know, it is not like I did this on purpose.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Jason: (going up to her) Hey. I was
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Joey: Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?
Chandler: I am pretending.
Chandler: See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Ross: You see Amanda and I have a very special...
Mr. Tribbiani: Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Ross: I know!
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj. (takes the drawer back and replaces)
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Chandler: Well, I have a call in about that.
Monica: I don't know.
Joey: Dont blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel.
Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)
Phoebe: Well, I think it's great that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters.
Joey: Oh, I know...
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
CHANDLER: Now I know it's been awhile, but I took it as a good sign.
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Monica: No. I hate this part.
Monica: Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I cant have children!!
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
Rachel: What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it.
Phoebe: I got married! (everyone applauds) Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.
Monica: (On phone) Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo (sp?) is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo (sp?) 'I'll take it!'
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.