words in movies
MNCA: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
ROSS: I don't want to.
JOEY: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid. Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
FBOB: Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon?
JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
MNCA: Really? I only had two glasses.
JOEY: I just had a glass.
RACH: I had one glass.
CHAN: I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
PHOE: Yeah. Oh, OOOH, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, OK, 'I was soooo wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were soooo bombed,' or, ummm, ooh, ooh, 'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut.'
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
RACH: Ehhhummmm, I don't know, why don't you taste it.
FBOB: Well, I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.
MNCA: Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.
FBOB: OK, look, this isn't the first time somebody's said something to me about this, but, I don't know... I always made excuses about it, like... uhhh... 'I'm just a social drinker,' or, 'C'mon, it's Flag Day.'
FBOB: I guess I'm saying, I'll try and quit. I kinda like that you worry about me. [they hug]
FBOB: I am gonna try and quit drinking.
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
RACH: Ummmm.... well, actually I'm already done, but I...I kinda got plans.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
JOEY: What about Ross? I mean, are you still mad at him cause he made that list about you?
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
JOEY: Well, I think it went pretty well. I.. I got a callback for Thursday.
JOEY: OK, uh.... listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The network casting lady...
JOEY: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
PHOE: I, OK....
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. And you are a....
ROSS: Well, I am going to, uh... get a beverage. It was nice, nice... uh... meeting you.
ROSS: I, uh, well... I... I met Russ.
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
JOEY: Well, the part's mine if I want it.
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
WAITER: Can I get you something from the bar?
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
MNCA: No, no really. I.. I wouldn't feel right about it. [to waiter] Just some water.
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
RUSS: I know what your problem is.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
MNCA: Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.
FBOB: Uh, can I talk to you a minute?
FBOB: I think you may have a drinking problem.
FBOB: Look, I am just not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship right now, OK?
FBOB: Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends.
CHAN: I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
JOEY: It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Chandler: Yknow, I saw a wine cellar downstairs
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Monica: Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)
Joey: Wait a second, I could star in it!
Joey: You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Phoebe: Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two arent together, she asked if I could set it up, but if youre not cool with it...
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Joey: 'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Monica: Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)
Joey: Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Danny: I had a really nice time tonight.
Cookie: So what. I say, punch him.
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Ross: Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Ross: Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Monica: I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.
Ross: I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
Joey: (To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.
Dave: Yeah, me too. (They reach her door.) So, I guess this is it.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Chandler: I paid for those tickets!
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict!
ROSS: Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect.
Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and its still walking distance to the kitchen.
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Chandler: Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Phoebe: Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Chandler: I am sorry, Ross.
Chandler: No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted.
Ross: About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.
Chandler: Could I be more sorry. (Looks at Joey.)
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Melanie: Mmmmmm... Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey... I think I blacked out there for a minute!
Chandler: Oh thats so sweet! I want to show you something too!
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
CHANDLER: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big.
Rachel: Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
Phoebe: Well, I taught me and I love me.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Ross: I just asked that girl out.
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
Monica: Oh my God! I love that!
Rachel: I think they're very nice.
Monica: I like 'em.
Monica: I like them a lot.
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Chandler: Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.
JOEY: Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
Joey: Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Joey: Yes! Yes, I did.
Phoebe: Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.
Ross: I wasn't- I mean, I-
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)