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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Chandler: Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: (entering) Hey, you guys... I have great news.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today...

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: I don't know who I'm happiest for...

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Maitre d': I know. With Gukki

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: Wha... My resumé? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resumé.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Clerk: How can I help you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Well, not anything, I mean...

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Great. I feel like an idiot.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mike: Ah! I missed you

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Yes I did! Meet: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! (She smiles from ear to ear)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mike: I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: And I love Crap.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mackenzie: (sighs) I hate my parents.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mackenzie: I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mackenzie: I really don't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Yeah, yeah, I guess.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mackenzie: I read a lot.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: I hate that guy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: What? I get my own room?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Oh my God! (they all hug) Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: (without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: I guess. Why? Who's she with?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: (speaking without pause, agitated) Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Mackenzie: (at the other end of the line) I don't know... You know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on. (she puts the phone at the bears ear)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Hey bear, I need some career advice.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think he’s ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: Okay. Okay. Y’know what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean I’d-I’d be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Conan: And then it just builds on itself and there’s no doing the scene after. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there (they go look through the window) our baby could be being conceived.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah no, I’m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Monica: I wasn’t escaping.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Mr. Geller: You’re right, you’re right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Phoebe: Well normally I don’t, but y’know…(looks at the TV)…Green Bay is playing.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!! (takes tickets from Rachel)

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it’s going to be torn down, so… I mean, I-I know it’s crazy, but everything up ‘til now has been so crazy, and I don’t know, this just feels right. Y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Monica: Well, honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean I've got an actual rocket scientist here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, I loved the play. You were great, and Nick ditto. Clearly you’re having sex with him.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I’m assuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all slippery.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Monica: Yeah, I’ve just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Tag: I’m gettin’ back together with my ex-girlfriend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

JOEY: But I was Dr. Drake Remoray. How can I go from bein' a neurosurgeon to drivin' a cab?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Monica: Listen umm, I’ve been thinking, it’s not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Phoebe: Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that ain’t a pretty picture in the morning, y’know what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ....

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Cecilia: Right. He’s not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, it’s a little weird, but it’s getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, I’m gonna miss this woman so much. I don’t know what I’m going to do! I mean, it’s been 20 years of my life.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Chandler: I don’t know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

CAROLINE: I think my uterus just skipped a beat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Phoebe: It’s ok, it’s ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding (she covers her mouth)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: You can’t wear that! I’m wearing the famous tux! James Bond’s tux!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t. Right? I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don’t have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can’t leave in the small apartment after we’ve lived here! Didn’t you ever read Flowers for Algernon?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Erin: I’m sorry I… It’s just there’s no real spark.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Janice: Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey. (Laughs and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Part I Written by: Greg Malins & Adam Chase Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: I’m just trying to spice it up!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: I don’t know! How are the-the-the-the, y’know—You’re clothes aren’t funny.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Joey: Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little ‘til they get there?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, ‘Frank’s always late.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, I’m gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this one’s nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard-the-"I-win"-guy. (imitating) "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two months—I didn't get to win once.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Phoebe: Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Rachel: I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: No! No! Not—I don’t mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, who’s umm six and I still think of him as a baby.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah, I can’t say croissant. (realises) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Janine: Well actually they’re taping tomorrow. I don’t really understand why.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Mike: (disbelieving) I think I will be all right! (to Monica) You wanna volley a bit for a serve?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

PHOEBE: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children. (pause) Look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you won’t regret it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Emily: I wish I could know if you’d heard any of that. I suppose I’ve either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if you’re listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose there’s not much chance you did heard that, and there’s the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Joey: And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: Well look, I’m breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I watched it!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Joey: Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey/Drake: I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19