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Ross: Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.
Rachel: Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing.
Joey: I can't take any
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Phoebe: And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.
Chandler: Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Chandler: Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Chandler: I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
Monica: I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Monica: I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
Phoebe: I have quarters! (She holds up a bag of quarters.)
Ross: Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.
Ross: No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Monica: Actually, I did!
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
Phoebe: I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out.
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?
Rachel: Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!
Joey: I couldn't even if I wanted too.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Phoebe: No, I want this to happen.
Chandler: So do I.
Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: Well remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? They loved it.
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio
Janine: Yeah, I gotta go.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Joey: Im a man.
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Monica: I dont think mine likes me either.
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Janine: No, I just thought it was cute.
Janine: Well I just thought
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Kim: I didnt read it.
Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
Monica: Well, I think I shouldnt look directly at them.
Monica: My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?
Chandler: I am proud of all my friends today.
Phoebe: (a little freaked out) So! Umm, anyway I-I lived in New York, someone wildly I guess, for ummWell since I was fourteen.
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Rachel: That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Chandler: Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between em.
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
Ross: But, wont she notice I have makeup on?
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Joey: I got it. (catches the ball)
Chandler: Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut
Monica: All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.
Caitlin: No actually umm, I think that they're umm, gas.
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Rachel: Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.
Rachel: Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.
Hillary: Come on. I want to know.
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Joey: I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Hillary: Maybe Ill just turn the lights down a little.
Ross: (Putting the bread up to his nose.) Ohh, I just like the smell. (Sniffing it.) Mmmm.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Rachel: But honey, I think shes moving in with Chandler.
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Ross: I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
Chandler: Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!
Monica: Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.
Chandler: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
Joey: Well maybe I love ya.
Joey: (onscreen) "I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along."
Joey: No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
Monica: So look umm, while were st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Monica: He was in Rosss class marching band kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.
Phoebe: This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)
Rachel: And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.