words in movies
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
ROSS: I am your friend.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
ROSS: Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.
JOEY: Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Monica: No! But, Im throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.
Rachel: I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. (throws it in)
MONICA: I wa-
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Ross: Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush. (lays down cards)
Male Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif.
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
Chandler: Well, I ended up telling her everything.
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
CHANDLER: Oh, I couldn't be happier.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
JOEY: I went.
JOEY: I didn't get it.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
Joey: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.
JOEY: I can't watch this.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
JOEY: Thanks Ross. I really like that bird though...I'll take the dog though.
Mr. Treeger: Ive looked everywhere. Theres no gas leak.
Rachel: (whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
ROSS: I didn't get a cat.
PHOEBE: No, now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert.
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids . (realises) All right, I get your point.
CHANDLER: So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]
JOEY: I know I would.
CHANDLER: May I help you?
CHANDLER: Well I, I think we'd remember something like that.
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Chandler: (horrified at the prospect of trying to quit alone and unsure about himself) I wanna quit the gym.
Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.
EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
RACH: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
Ross: Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)
ROSS: Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
Rachel: (speaking to the person on the phone again) Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
Ross: I... ahem... I really don't think so.
MONICA: [seeing TV] Hey, I went up.
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
MONICA: Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door] Gunther, where're you going?
Rachel: (sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, Im sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.
Jill: Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. (she kisses him on the cheek) See ya.
ROSS: I know.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I don't know.
RACHEL: Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
JOEY: Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
MONICA: I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
Ross: No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.
MONICA: I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
Monica: I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
ROSS: I think we proved our point.
Mike: Well, I mean... It sounds good to me. And that way we can save up, come back in a few years and make an even bigger donation.
Monica: (opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
CHANDLER: Yeah, I wouldn't know having missed everything.
Rachel: I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.
Rachel: Oh no, you guys, just stay here, Im gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?