words in movies
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Rachel: Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Ross: I had a problem.
Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Joey: I might know something.
Chandler: That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.
Rachel: I might know something too.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
MONICA: I don't have her number, butt-munch.
Joey: Well I guess I shouldve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: Yeah, I know!!!!
Joey: Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.
Phoebe: That's weird. (Pause.) I bet they're doing it.
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Joey: I don't know.
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: Ohh, I know one thing!
Joey: Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. Im the chick and Chandler is the duck.
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Phoebe: No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Chandler: I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.)
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
Rachel: No, the other thing. I really think its great they work things out.
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.
Rachel: No! (Gets up to leave.) (Under her breath.) If there was I wouldn't tell you.
MONICA: Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Phoebe: He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
Monica: I got it!!
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Singer: (singing) Cause every time I see your face, I cant help but fall from grace. I know.....
Monica: I was frustrated.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
MNCA: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
Ross: I am gonna see her again.
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Ross: (He thinks about it) Of course I am. I just have to make a call.
Phoebe: Yeah, and what a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"
Monica: Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.
Rachel: I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Chandler: Well, I just
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
Rachel: Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. Im just gonna throw it out, its probably just a bunch of shampoo and... (she opens the box and stops)
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Chandler: I think I do! (They all laugh.) Thank you, Monica.
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Ross: (reading from the script.) I am sorry, Chandler.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Phoebe: Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
Ross: Okay. Sometimes I feel
Ross: I am now.
Chandler: Why would I be mad?
Mr. Geller: All right, enough! I dont want to hear about it anymore! (Under his breath) Good luck, Chandler. (Chandler takes another drink.)
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?
Ross: Ive been back and forth.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.