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Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Monica: I know.
Dream Monica: Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Dream Joey: I love you too.
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Monica: Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
Joey: No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
Rachel: (Disgustedly she goes and tries to pick up the couch. Much to her amazement, she is successful.) Oh. Oh! I can do it!
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
The Smoking Woman: I won't! (Turns away) Until I have my next cigarette.
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Phoebe: I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? (Imitating what his famous speech would sound like.) I kinda have a dream! I dont want to talk about it.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Joey: Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.
Joey: In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Chandler: Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Guy: (he reaches into the car and slams his siren on the roof.) So am I!
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Cop: Oh, I know a guy in homicide up there.
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Joey: Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Rachel: I know.
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Joey: I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Joey: Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
Chandler: Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Chandler: Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now.
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, I met this woman. (Starts for his room.)
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Joey: Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!
Chandler: Ooh, I do! I do! I do!
Joey: (taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Cop: I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
Phoebe: I would love it if I weren't here!
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Phoebe: Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Phoebe: All right, I can't wait!
Ross: This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!
Ross: Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit.
Ross: (thinks) I take it.
Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Rachel: (closes her magazine) Can I get you some water?
Chandler: Okay. (Youll have to see it, I cant describe the face he makes, but it isnt good.)
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean Im gonna look different. Im okay with that, but Im not sure that you are!
Phoebe: Okay! I justI didnt know that you are a lesbian. (Joey smiles and nods lewdly.)
Rachel: I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Phoebe: (after he's gone) I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Phoebe: I know!
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: I will explain it to her.
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Cecilia: (running out to Joey) That was so wonderful! (Hugs him) Ohh, I think that youre a better Jessica than I ever was!
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Rick: Wow! I had no idea! But you know, I could always find another masseuse.
Joey: All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Rachel: Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
Chandler: Really? I dont like baths.
Monica: I just had the most amazing bath.
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Rachel: Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Monica: I drew you a bath!
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Monica: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Chandler: Im going to need a bigger boat.
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
Rachel: I didnt!
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Ross: I saw you!
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Chandler: Im in the bathtub.
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.
Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.
Ross: Uh-hmmWait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.
Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?
Joey: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.
Rachel: I wouldSequoia?
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Rachel: I didnt see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.
Phoebe: Umm, Joey, I know.
Phoebe: I know about your feelings.
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Phoebe: Yes, and Im sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but thats very rare.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
Monica: Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Ross: I know! I know. You know what? Im putting Ruth back on the table!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Ross: Yes. Im Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Rachel: Ross, I swear, I dont know.
Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Phoebe: Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.
Joey: This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fash ists get down to business. (Exits.)
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Monica: Im not touching you.
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
Joey: (thinking) I love you.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Chandler: Ill Ill get you later!
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Monica: Phoebe, I can explain!