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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I want you to stay.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" or er.. "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!" Huh!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I hear wedding bells.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: (To himself) I am on fire!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Trust me, I will never...

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah I get that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I do love Mike.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Yeah I just hurt it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Hey hey, can I help?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: But I don't want this to end.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think I’m past the point where I think I can y’know, just have fun.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: No, I’m not! And it wasn’t a hop it was a pademarie.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: I think Saturday—(groans in pain again).

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Yeah, I was bummed too.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: I don’t think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: Fine! Maybe I will too!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers they’re just, you know, they’re nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: I know, it is.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Can I tell you a little secret?

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: I want to keep one. (Giggles in excitement.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Dina: Joey, I can’t stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. I want him to have his uncle. Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: I do too! I do too!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Frank: Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! (To Rachel) Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now we’re in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And I’m sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I can’t. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: I’m missin’ picture time?! (Jumps over to look, Ross glares at him and he retreats.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: Hey! I’m sorry! That—(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Dan: I see the head.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: I think you're my favorite.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: I don't care.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know…

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don’t like guys with boring jobs.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Phoebe: I know.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, I’m not looking for any thing serious.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Rachel: I cannot believe you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Ross: I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Kim: Oh that’s interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I don’t…

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Wow, he's cute, Pheebs! But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Emily: I understand that would be difficult.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Emily: I don't know, it's just…

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I know. I am, I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it’s not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: I did. Now I'm the idiot.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Monica: Well, I do.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, here’s the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I’m gonna be moving out man.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

The Interviewer: Umm, I’m gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes her coffee mug up to the counter.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: No! No! I’m not! It’s-it’s-it’s perfect! I mean it’s better than you just-just moving here, ‘cause it’s us together forever, and that’s-that’s what I want.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ross: What can I do, she doesn’t listen to me about renter’s insurance either.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: I’m-I’m not kidding. Look I-I, I can’t have three failed marriages. I can’t. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Y’know that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: I know!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9