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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I want you to stay.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" or er.. "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!" Huh!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I hear wedding bells.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: (To himself) I am on fire!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Trust me, I will never...

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah I get that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I do love Mike.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Yeah I just hurt it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Hey hey, can I help?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: But I don't want this to end.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Charlton Heston: I don’t know one actor worth his salt that didn’t say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring you’re about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, I’m gonna need to have that back. (The guy isn’t sure.) But, in exchange I’m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Rachel: Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I’m so cute, I’m a little chick who’s disgusting! God, you’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys…for the last couple weeks I’ve been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe he’s the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17