words in movies
Ross: What am I looking at?
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Joey: I want to go on a ride along!
Chandler: Well, I like danger.
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Rachel: Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.
Monica: I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype.
Monica: All right, he's keys are in the drawer. Y'know what? I also need some cash.
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Joey: (returning from a deli) Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!
Joey: Did I say you could smell it?!
Chandler: I can't smell your sandwich?
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Rachel: (does Monica's) I know!
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Monica: I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesnt that give me the right to control himhelp him?
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Rachel: Okay, you are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded generally upset! I mean, listen! (She hits a button on the machine.)
Chandler: Okay, y'know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Monica: Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.
Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Ross: Wow! I could've died tonight.
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)
Ross: I do have a newfound respect for life.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
Chandler: Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever
Chandler: I do not hate Ross!
Joey: Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Joey: Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.
Joey: I know it doesn't make much sense
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
Joey: I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!
Joey: No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
Ross: No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.
Rachel: Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Ross: Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.
Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?
Ross: Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!
Rachel: I mean, look-look today you escaped (Pause) (Not believing it) death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?
Ross: That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her.
Ross: Yeah, I want my money back.
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Phoebe: Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.
Joey: This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fash ists get down to business. (Exits.)
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Monica: Im not touching you.
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
Joey: (thinking) I love you.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Chandler: Ill Ill get you later!
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Monica: Phoebe, I can explain!
Phoebe: OkayOop! Too late! Im leaving! Come on Chandler lets go! (She storms out.)
Joey: Oh, I love you too.
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
Rachel: Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)
Phoebe: Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.
Chandler: Veronica. Look, its got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Phoebe: Im curious about the human body.
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
Chandler: I wasnt trying to open your closet! I wasnt trying to open your closet! I swear! (Running into the kitchen and sees its Joey.)
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Ross: No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Ross: No IMona!
Joey: Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!
Rachel: But IBut everything is okay. Im fine!
Rachel: Oh, I gotta go back in there.
Joey: (on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!
Rachel: No, everythings fine. I just gotta go back
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Phoebe: No-no, I got that.
Joey: Oh, I just I feel terrible.
Phoebe: I mean $500.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Monica: I guess.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Ross: Hey uh, I brought you some lunch.
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Rachel: Yeah, Ill be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?
Joey: Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?
Ross: I cant believe this! I shouldnt be the one making her throw up!
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Rachel: (entering) Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
Joey: Uh, sit down. I wanna talk about our situation.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Rachel: Okay, lets do it. Ill move in.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Joey: Well, I was due.
Rachel: I dont know. Is it crazy?
Ross: Yeah, its the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Joey: Well Im not proud of this, but (He turns around and starts to mess with his eyelids.)
Rachel: Oh thank you! (Wiping her nose.) Oh God! (She throws it out.) Can I have another one?
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)
Ross: Uh, Im going to take off.
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Joey: I guess I didnt really think about it.
Chandler: One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.
Phoebe: This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Chandler: I am trying!
Joey: (looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this?
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)