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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Oh, so that’s why the priest threw holy water on me. (there’s no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy’s theory. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (triumphantly) I’m gonna be on TV!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? ‘Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: So ask me what I did today.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica’s Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Pete’s just doing this because he has a crush on me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I can’t. I couldn’t even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Oh God, I’m so sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: I know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Y'know what I didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You’re not my girlfriend anymore so...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Okay, so I guess that’s about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. What’s the thing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: I can’t do it. I’m sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: Her name’s Ann, she’s a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Oh, that’s great! I mean I’m-I’m sorry, but I’m so happy for you. And now I can work for you!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: I guess you can.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? I’m just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: (rolling towards the office) I’m quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) I’m okay!! I’m all right!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: No I’m serious. I mean I’m intuitive, but my memory sucks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I don’t know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I can’t tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, I’m ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: You don’t think I get up when you get up?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Yes, here it comes! I’m stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I don’t think so mister!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: That’s not what I said. Okay, I just meant...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, we’ve been fighting a lot more than we used too?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: I don’t know, maybe we weren’t ready to have a chick.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I’ll take her back tomorrow.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a ‘Like I would know’ look)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: I’m fine, I’m fine.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yes I am!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Look, I’m fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. It’s a very big deal, there’s a lot of people there I have to meet.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: And I’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. Hi! I’m Rachel Green. It’s nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Fine. I’ll go.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. I’ll help you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: (She drops the brush) Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Sorry, I’m sorry. Close, close, close...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: I’m sweeping...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (blows it) Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Hey, guess what I’m doing tonight.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: I know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Ooh, I have to tell you something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: But I can’t tell you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Sure, I’ll just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: I don’t want you to see me naked!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Rachel, I’ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Y’know? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think it’s weird.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Ah, I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Come on! I don’t want you thinking of me like that any more!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Okay, okay, I’m sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and I’m the king.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, I’m gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Okay, I do.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: I really do.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Okay, I’m gonna get your coat and then I’ll-I’ll put you in a cab.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (He thinks about it) Of course I am. I just have to make a call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, what’s wrong?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: I don’t know! (frantically points at Monica)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Okay, I feel like I’m talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: I can’t!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Okay, I gotta go. (gets up)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: I, but you’re so close! No!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I know. See, yes. That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: (sees he’s watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I did! But the store wouldn’t take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Okay, good, good, good, ‘cause, good, ‘cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Thanks, I’m glad you see it that way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: I don’t believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! It’s gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! I’d be cold, but I’m always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: Now, nooo! I’m just excited about the restaurant, that’s all.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And I’m okay with that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. That’s why I can’t take this job.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: And well, we probably shouldn’t see each other anymore. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If that’s, if that’s really what you want, okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Pete: I’m sorry things didn’t work out...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Eh, ‘cause I knew that if I told you, you’d make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: I cannot believe you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just....

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: So, I’ll umm...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry I spoiled you’re evening.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: No, that’s, no, as long as you’re okay. So I’ll ah, I’ll see you tomorrow.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: I don’t know. Should we try it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: See, I told you they don’t swim. (He goes to take it out)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Charlton Heston: I don’t know one actor worth his salt that didn’t say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring you’re about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, I’m gonna need to have that back. (The guy isn’t sure.) But, in exchange I’m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Rachel: Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I’m so cute, I’m a little chick who’s disgusting! God, you’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys…for the last couple weeks I’ve been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe he’s the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17