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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, I know the type.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Well, I would like to have the option!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: I don't care about any of that!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: I promise.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: But I am going hunting!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Can I offer you a drink?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: I know, yeah!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: And first, I have to see the MET!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Receptionist: Well, I think this is a great place to work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Right, right, right, well, she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Yeah, I guess!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: (to Heaven) No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: (disgusted) I think it just fell off. (Leaves)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: You know I... (lifts her head and tries to look in Phoebe's direction)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: (Sees Phoebe's slippers through the hole) Wow... I really love your... (startled as she realizes those are Phoebe's slippers)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y. I just... I wrote that out phonetically for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days" I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: I don't know... maybe it's because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: I don't have to tell you everything!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (shaking head) Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Glad I could help man.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: (still weeping) I know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Charlton Heston: I don’t know one actor worth his salt that didn’t say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring you’re about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, I’m gonna need to have that back. (The guy isn’t sure.) But, in exchange I’m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Rachel: Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7