Movie-Word

'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Part I Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I know.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I got you a present!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I know, but you have to open it today! (Hands it too him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I said art lover.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I don't know, I'm very tired.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Aww! I love you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Can I give you a present now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen…naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: May I come in?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I knew you were not okay with that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I love Vegas!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I see.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos… They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!   But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!   I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. (Disembarks)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't… (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: All right baby, come on! (Rolls the dice) Yes! Yes! I am on fire!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So…(Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Okay, I need a, I need a drink! (Makes a beeline for the mini-bar.)

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Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. Use it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (tries to leave) I have to get back to…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: I bet 20.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with Rich—Me neither! Okay, what do I want now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I think so too.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I won! I won! I finally won!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Lurker: I won! That was my quarter!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.

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Chandler: I don't think so.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there—Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway… (Shakes his hands.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you don’t deserve this, you don’t Ross. You’re, you’re really, you’re so good. (kisses him on the cheek)

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Richard: I’ll just throw them out.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Tim: I…I-I don’t know, but I would say it’s pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

PHOEBE: I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Ross: Yeah. (sees the bill) Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad must’ve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Robert: Oh, no thanks. I always carry one in my sock.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Woman: You’re no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: I’ll call you back. (starts kissing him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if he’s married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: I bet you’re a Gemini.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah, y’know what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy you’d like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okay—I gotta go!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Rachel: I’m gonna get back to retraining. (gets up)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Joey! I can’t believe you just did that!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Chandler: Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, "Quack, quack!" I’m happy all the time!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Monica: I love this friend thing!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

JOEY: Right, I go-, I got it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: I’m sorry, I was just thinking you’re day could still pick up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ross: Pity food? Y'know what that’s okay, all right, I don’t need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Phoebe: Please, right now, no, every time I see him it’s like ‘Is it on the lose?’ ‘Is it watching me?’

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Mrs. Tribbiani: I came to give you this (Gives him a bag of groceries) and this. (Whacks him round the ear)

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Phoebe: No, I can spot you from here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Phoebe: I-I-I-I-I don’t know, I don’t know what to say.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Phoebe: Umm, I think you’re really, really great...

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

PHOEBE: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Oh, I’m actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, she’s been away all week visiting her parents, but she’ll be cool. I mean, she’s been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my friends.’

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

{Transcriber’s Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So I’m just gonna guess since it doesn’t matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: No.  No, no, I'm not ready!  How can I be ready?  "Hey, Rach!  You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?"  Come on, I can't do this!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)That’s not food...No, I don’t, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Richard’s Date: Yeah, but I didn’t get to see it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Well, I’m pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Richard: I know I couldn’t. So....

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now I’m here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Chandler: I like her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Well, that’s pretty much all I’m looking for from these people.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, it’s all Joey’s fault, ‘cause he left his nose open!

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

AMGER: I love you Drake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

RACHEL: Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Phoebe: Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldn’t wait. I left the lid up for ya though.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so....

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don't—I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Rachel: I’ve got some bad news.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross’s behalf. I-I think the rule applies here y’know, since she has a chance to get on broad back…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: Oh, please. Sweetie it’s hopeless, okay, I’m just gonna go. (starts to leave rubbing his neck)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices she’s wiping her eyes.) What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the Super Ball. I don’t know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me… Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh… (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Phoebe: Okay, I can’t believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: I ran!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) ‘the movie star.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ginger: No, I’m not.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Rachel: (confidently) I did!

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: My mom’s gonna be here any minute. I can’t do this, I can’t give him up. Yes—no, I can. I don’t want to. But I can. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Rachel: Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: Oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Ross: What should I wear, now I’m all nervous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Monica: Okay, well I do know you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean it’s temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Phoebe: That’s what I said.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

MONICA: Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Joey: Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if I’m the best of the people they see, they give me the part.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Monica: (very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Leslie: Aw, you’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Phoebe: I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: Oh, now I have to go!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: No, but come on, we’re off to a great start aren’t we? I knew I’d get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mona: How many did you want? I’m getting a hundred.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Rachel: Can’t I just look at the handles on them?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: No. No. I don’t think so.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep—(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Ginger: Nothing. I, I just remembered I have to leave.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14