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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.

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Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".

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Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.

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Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)

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Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!

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Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!

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Woman: I would love your autograph. (hands him a notepad)

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Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".

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Sarah: I'm sorry, I don't own a TV.

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Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.

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Phoebe: Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!

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Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?

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Monica: I guess, in time.

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Monica: I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.

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Chandler: I wouldn't read too much into it.

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Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.

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David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...

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David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

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Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?

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David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.

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Chandler: I didn't mean now...

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Chandler: Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.

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David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?

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Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...

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Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!

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Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!

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Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?

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Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?

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Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.

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Charlie: I will if you will.

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Ross: (a little embarassed by their conversation) I'm good, I have dinner plans (moves away from them).

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Joey: Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...

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Joey: I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! (removes a small plastic spade used by children to play on the beach from his backpack)

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Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.

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Chandler: (smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) "I do".

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Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.

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Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?

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Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!

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Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!

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Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.

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Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.

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Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)

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Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?

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Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.

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Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!

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Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!

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Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).

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Chandler: (offended) What? (pause) May I?

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Rachel: (looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.

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Chandler: Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!

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Chandler: It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.

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Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.

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Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!

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Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?

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Ross: NO! I don't!!

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Chandler: I just feel awful.

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Ross: Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!

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Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)

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Rachel: Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.

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Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?

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Joey: I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.

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Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!

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Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!

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Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey).

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Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.

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Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.

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Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!

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Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!

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Monica: I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! (Tries to move her huge hair away from the phone, in vain)

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Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!

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Monica: (sarcastically) Well, I hope you're happy!

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Chandler: (pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!

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Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.

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Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!

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Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!

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Joey: (walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...

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Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)

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Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.

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Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.

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Ross: Oh my God, I love you.

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Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!

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Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and they're like: "Oh, I knew all along"

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Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"

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Charlie: I know!

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Charlie: I didn't do that.

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Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.

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Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...

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Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.

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Charlie: I had a great time.

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Joey: Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who...

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Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.

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David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.

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Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.

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Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!

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David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...

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Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.

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David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.

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Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.

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Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

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David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.

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David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.

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Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...

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David: I have a ring.

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Chandler: I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.

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Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.

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David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...

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Phoebe: Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would have been wrong.

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David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)

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Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?

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Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.

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Monica: I know (she snuggles to him)

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Chandler: Hey! Remember when I had corneas?

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Man with a bow tie: (shaking hands with Ross) I thought... it was wonderful!

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Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. (sighs) I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... (sighs again and smiles at Ross blissfully).

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Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!

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Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?

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Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!

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Ross: (realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!

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Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!

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Chandler: I don't think so!

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Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!

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Monica: (hesitatingly) I punched you...?

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Monica: I clunked your heads together!

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(Chandler turns to Mike and gives him a "See what I mean?" look)

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Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.

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Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...

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Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...

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Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)

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Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!

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Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?

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Mike: (disbelieving) I think I will be all right! (to Monica) You wanna volley a bit for a serve?

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Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!

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Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.

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Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.

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Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!

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Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?

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Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)

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Joey: But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? (gives her a meaningful look)

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Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!

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Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!

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Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!

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Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!

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Joey: (stands up) I just have one question!

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Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...

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Joey: Uh, am I curious? I mean, I am as curious as... as... George!!

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Rachel: Oh yes, of course, I remember him!

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Joey: No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!

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Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!

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Joey: I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right... (painfully) I'm sorry...!

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Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!

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Rachel: Ok, I...

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Monica: Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!

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Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.

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Phoebe: (pointing at Mike and shouting) I sleep with him!

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Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?

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Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?

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Mr. Oberblau: I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks if you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be (pause) just nifty!

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Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

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Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?

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Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.

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Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!

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Ross: I knew that was him!

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Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.

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Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.

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Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)

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Monica: No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!

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Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!

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Monica: I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!

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Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!

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Monica: I can't believe it! (pause) I lost!

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Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.

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Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.

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Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?

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Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!

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Chandler: I don't know.

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Ross: I don't think they saw us.

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Charlie: I don't think they did.

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Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.

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Ross: (apparently unruffled) Oh. Can I... can I ask who?

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Charlie: I think you know.

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Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...

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Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)

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Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Charlton Heston: I don’t know one actor worth his salt that didn’t say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring you’re about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, I’m gonna need to have that back. (The guy isn’t sure.) But, in exchange I’m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Rachel: Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I’m so cute, I’m a little chick who’s disgusting! God, you’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys…for the last couple weeks I’ve been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe he’s the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17