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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: I might have.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: What have I not told you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

CHANDLER: I didn't know it was a big secret.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

CHANDLER: Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: Can I ask you somethin'?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: I think it's sexy.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy. I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: I missed you. [they hug] I'm gonna get changed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: Hell, I wanna see Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: All I say is, she better get the job.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: Yeah, I know, I.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born this way.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

JOEY: I got time.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

DUNCAN: I love you Phoebe. [they hug and kiss]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: Oh, no no, I am.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: I know, yeah, sorry.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is about to happen.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

RACHEL: And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Charlton Heston: I don’t know one actor worth his salt that didn’t say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring you’re about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, I’m gonna need to have that back. (The guy isn’t sure.) But, in exchange I’m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. (He goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment) Look out. Look out. (Pries at the door a little bit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Rachel: Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7