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Rachel: Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full.
Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)
Rachel: Ummm. Oh! Im sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) Its a little old but
Mr. Treeger:: No! Youre clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Rachel: I didnt I never said that.
Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)
Joey: Im gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.
Chandler: You dont think Ive tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Joey: I have actually not heard of that.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. Ive been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I dont need this grief. Im gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmothers apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
Phoebe: Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Phoebe: No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that ones actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense.
Phoebe: No, I can handle it. No, Im a professional. (She starts to leave)
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Monica: Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like youve never sucked before!
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Chandler: Okay. (They go inside) (To the guy at the desk) I wanna quit the gym.
Chandler: I wanna quit the gym.
Chandler: (He turns to Ross and Ross makes a Be strong sound.) I wanna quit the gym.
Chandler: (horrified at the prospect of trying to quit alone and unsure about himself) I wanna quit the gym.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Woman: Hi, Im Maria.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Joey: Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. Im the chick and Chandler is the duck.
Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I wouldve thought it was the other way around.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Chandler: No, I almost did, couldnt leave Ross there without a spotter!
Rachel: Oh, umm, I was just yknow working out and umm Oh, thats it.
Phoebe: Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.
Phoebe: No, I know! I-Im sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when Im doing something exciting and I dont wanna get too excited, I just ahh, yknow try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!
Joey: All right, Im here, lets ahh, get this over with.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Joey: No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Mr. Treeger:: Im sure as hell a dancer, its no use Marge will never go for me.
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
Joey: No I didnt.
Joey: No, Im not! And it wasnt a hop it was a pademarie.
Joey: All right, well maybe Im enjoying it a little bit. I mean Im getting pretty good at it.
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Ms. Lambert: Hi, Im Karen.
Chandler: I wanna quit the bank!
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Rick: Wow! I had no idea! But you know, I could always find another masseuse.
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isnt what it looks like, cause Rick is my ahh, husband.
Phoebe: Yes, I will tell her.
Phoebe: Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.
Phoebe: Its so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Mr. Treeger:: I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!
Joey: I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful.
Mr. Treeger:: Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, (checks watch). Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: No, Im good.
Phoebe: Yeah, they thought I was a whore.
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
Ross: Im-Im Ross by the way.
Monica: I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Rachel: Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
Monica: I was kidding.
Chandler: So was I.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Hillary: And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.
Rachel: Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.
Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Chandler: I do like that.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Chandler: I have some moves.
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.
Chandler: Oh, come on, theres a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
Rachel: Yeah and Im a horrible, horrible person.
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Chandler: So then I guess Ferdinad is out.
Ross: A little. Yeah. I made a snack.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: Oh, its so easy for you I mean, youre not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!
Ross: Oh I a lot of stuff!
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Joey: (stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) Im Joey! Im an actor! I dont know squat about dinosaurs!
Phoebe: Uh, I dont think so!
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Tim: Yknow I-I thought it was gonna be weird, I mean I almost called and canceled, but it really isnt.
Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
Ross: Hey, remember when I had a monkey?
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
Chandler: I see where youre goin!
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Ross: No one, I’m just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in his neck)
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Ross: After one class? I dont think so.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Rachel: Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I dont know what to get her for Valentines Day.
Rachel: Oh I
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Phoebe: What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)
Chandler: I made a (Does one of those gibberish words.)
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Rachel: Aw, I love that.
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm (Backs away.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Ross: Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Joey: Yeah, its for the kids. To keep the kids off drugs. Its a very important issue in this months Playboy. Im sure you all read about it.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Chandler: I cant figure out what to make Monica.
Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Joey: I mean seriously, shes like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?
Chandler: Wait a minute, I cant give this to her.
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Rachel: Y'know who I always liked? Mork.
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
MR. GREENE:Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.
Ross: Unagi. Im always aware.
Chandler: Now, its not wrapped because I just, just finished it.
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Chandler: Oh, its okay. I dont