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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Rachel: I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Look I was going to tell you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcriber’s note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Gunther: Yeah, that’s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I’m nervous ‘cause I’ve never done that before by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, I’m gonna pass. ‘Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: (walking up) I love your car.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: I bet it’s fast.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross’s, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I don’t have a roommate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. I’ll take care of everything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now I’m gonna do this my way and I don’t want to hear a peep out of you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Look I told you…

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche I’ve got the keys too, still there!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: And that’s just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Guy #2: Well, I’ll see you later.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I’m just polishing her up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I don’t come to this city much so I don’t know if you’re crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) I’ll uh, save your parking spot.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: I’m not coming back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: I live upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yeah, so did I.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe you’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to cough up a hairball.) (He does it again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Fine, I’m mentally unstable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I’m sorry, this is insane! I-I-I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I’ll consummate this marriage right here, right now!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly don’t qualify for an annulment. If you two don’t want to be together you’ll have to file for divorce.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I think that’s gum.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I’m pretty sure it’s gun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? ‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, that’s just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can’t answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, you’re a lot mischievous! Well, it’ll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister now—who aren’t there! (They both have disappeared as well.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what I’m talking about.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed ‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I know, the babies are asleep.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out. ‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God you’re home, I was getting worried.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I’ve already signed everything and I put little ‘X’s where you need to sign.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Okay Ross, we’re—wait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: So then if-if—I mean if you think about it, this is all (Pause.) your fault.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: I’ve got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Did I, did I even treat?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I’m gonna need a copy of those.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandro’s.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought you’d understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go…

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Rachel: I’ll tell ya who should be embarrassed! It’s you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: He’s just such a great guy I’m so excited about him.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Oh. (Picks it up.) It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Rachel: Okay..Okay.. Look. I’m sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Phoebe: Hey Leslie, how’d you know I’d be here?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Look, don’t worry about me. Okay? I’ll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I’ll uh, I’ll be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Monica: (getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Gunther: Okay, I’ll see you in an hour.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Paul: Oh Rachel, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to overwhelm you. It’s just that, when those gates open, you… (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close ‘em. But they are closed now. Believe me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

PHOEBE: OK. I just met this producer of this like, teeny record company, who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound and she wants to do a demo of Smelly Cat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Phoebe: All right, I’m gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what it’d be like to catch the money bouquet.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Yeah, I know, but I don’t think that means anything.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Monica: ‘Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that I’m not gonna have and it’s freaking me out. I don’t know what to do about it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: I knew that! (They all look at him) I sooo didn’t know that, but you should see your faces.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Joey: Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him..

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ticket Agent: Oh I’m afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: No-no-no, y’know what? I really shouldn’t have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn’t cool. And if it makes you feel any better, I’ve had a really lousy day.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Joey: Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, ‘cause if you are…I’d love to show you around sometime.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things. That’s why it’s so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk…

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Eric: No-no it’s not! I don’t want to lose you! It’s-it’s like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was you—Yeah it is too weird.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said…

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Joey: There’s just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don’t know if you’d understand.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, ‘cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I don’t even know where you work?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Monica: Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offers her, her hand to comfort her.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Rachel: Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: (coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, I’m sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: (jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: All right, I’ll take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and that’s it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Four, please. (Ross looks at her) I’m really nervous. (Ross gives her the four dogs) Thank you. (she grabs four buns, and heads back inside)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Vince: Uh yeah, I can’t believe I ever went out with somebody who would actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooden area. (walks out)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) I’ve got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) I’m gonna ask Monica to marry me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn…

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Joey: Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out! I talk to you and it’s nothin’. You look at me, and nothin’. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Her friend: I don't know sweetie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: What, so I gotta shut it down now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice? (Thinks of something) All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

"Whenever I get married, guess who won’t get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: I didn’t get the annulment.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

(She turns her head away and when she’s not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, I’m not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: (Excitedly) Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And they’re on the same couch. Which means they’re sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Monica: Bye! (to Chandler) Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Charlie: And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Ross: No, it’s really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I don’t think Mom would’ve hired you if she didn’t think you were good at what you do.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Chandler: Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: I can’t believe I’m gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I don’t know why.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! I’m sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Joey: Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uh—How come you’re not going?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21