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ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Ross: You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
Ross: And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea!
Rachel: So whos idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
(Chandler gets an idea)
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
ROSS: And you had no idea they weren't getting along?
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Phoebe: Thats a good idea for a business!
Ross: Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Rachel: Well, it was all Rosss idea.
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
All: Good idea! Yes!
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Joey: What a bad idea!
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Phoebe: Good idea!
Joey: Oh, yeah, good idea.
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Chandler: It's a great idea. (They kiss)
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.
Rachel: Well theres an idea!!
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Rachel: Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
Ross: You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. (both get up) Bye, y�guys.
Monica: Thats a good idea.
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, thats actually a really good idea!
Phoebe: Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
[Ross and Chandler stare angrily at Joey, who thinks he has come up with a good idea.]
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Mr. Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: That would be a good idea.
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna