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'IF' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IF' from movies

Phoebe:  If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Alice: Don’t get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I’d like know whether that’s several big fish or just one big fish.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Joey: All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, I’ve got to say, I’m sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: (starting to cry) I’m a good person. And I’m a good chef, and I don’t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y’know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is…

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Pete: One meal! That’s all I’m asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you don’t have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, I’d miss you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: Check the freezer. If there’s none in there, then we’re probably out. Are you just getting in from work? It’s late.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ross: It’s okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Pete: Could you leave a note? ‘Cause I’m on a lot of pain killers now, and I don’t know if I’ll remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Kathy: Checking to see if it’s even.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Kathy: I’m sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I don’t think Mom would’ve hired you if she didn’t think you were good at what you do.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Chandler: (lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Tim: If that helps you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Phoebe: See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Phoebe: Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Monica: Ah, well if you don’t clear this off, you won’t be getting one of those from me. But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can’t be there.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: No, it’s okay, but if I’m Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: If she’s no fun, why do you want to date her at all?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: It’s a big company, I don’t—if you—I…

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you’re doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Monica: Oh, um, I don’t know if that’s a good idea.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Well if you want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we’ll be supportive like crazy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Monica: God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler: Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, we’re straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if he’s about to lose it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Kathy: If you want it to be.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it’s funny now?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should’ve just made them hang out here!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

MONICA: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: Oh, I have to pee. If I don’t come out in five minutes it’s because I’ve choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: Well, if you think it will help.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: Yeah. And y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Sure! Oh, and Joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That’s four years. Chandler’s not gonna wait that long. He’s gonna find somebody else, y’know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a big surprise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: I know! But if I didn’t work there, what else would I do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Wow! If only more people knew.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didn’t actually sleep with the guy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Liam: In fact we’re playing a game at the park tomorrow. You’re welcome to play too if you want.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: That’s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you don’t believe me, please, by my guest.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: If you didn’t want to play, why did you come to the party?

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Rachel: Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Monica: All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you’re going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Rachel: Hi! So I’m out having lunch at Monica’s and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale’s and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he’s gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Y’know my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I… I won’t play anymore.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Phoebe: Not if I get there first.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know?  No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril?  Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Monica: Would you stop? We’ve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we don’t even know if he’s gonna propose.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if there’s anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Joey: If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact ‘Homo-sapien’, is that why there extinct?

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Joey: You can’t just ignore the bet! It’s a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16