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'IF' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IF' from movies

Rachel: Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: There’s just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don’t know if you’d understand.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I want this part so much! Y’know? If I don’t get this part I’m never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!—No, I didn’t say that! That’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn…

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, I’ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Rachel: Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And they’re on the same couch. Which means they’re sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) he’s a lawyer!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: And y’know, even if they break up again, you’d better not let him in your sad men’s club!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the car! Right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. There’s an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss…

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Waiter: Well, if you stay till 9:20, I am.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Phoebe: No! Rachel, that’s what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don’t get through, they’re not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It’s us versus them!

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

JOEY: Really, hey, you mind if I turn the heat down?

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. (Squeaky.) I'm fine!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: Okay, I’ll rest. But y’know if I’m going to bed, then you’re coming with me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

The Cooking Teacher: If you’re a professional chef, what are you doing taking Introduction to Cooking?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Okay, I’ll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ms. McKenna: Ok if everyone’s on board, it’s settled, Chandler, (Walter puts his hand on Chandlers hand, Chandler sleeping puts his hand on top of his, he then wakes up and pulls his hand away) Chandler?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if… Oh my God!! Where are all the men???

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Phoebe: He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Ross: Well, if what’s in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it’s-it’s get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it’s just milk.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it’s gonna shrink.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Emily: Ohh, I don’t think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future –and-and-and we were getting married or something.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Well you let me know if you can, because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn’t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isn’t even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Monica: Umm, okay. If it’s a boy it’s Daniel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Monica: Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess that’d be okay.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: Okay, I’ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Rachel: Oh God! Y’know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I’m wishin’ for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Phoebe: Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Ross: Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe:  If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Chandler: Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance…

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Chandler: Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: We can't, alright? (To the women) We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4