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'IF' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IF' from movies

Rachel: Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: There’s just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don’t know if you’d understand.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I want this part so much! Y’know? If I don’t get this part I’m never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!—No, I didn’t say that! That’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Courtney: It’s amazing like all week long we’ve-we’ve been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once, then you’ll get nervous because you’ll—you know you’ll probably mess up again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Jeannine: Well, if you don't, I will.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

{Transcriber’s Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So I’m just gonna guess since it doesn’t matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldn’t go with Mark?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Rachel: But ah, you’re safe from it if it’s in the freezer?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband’s gonna say that stuff. Now, if you’ll excuse me…

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time! They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: Well, I’ll ask him for you, if you want me too?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldn’t share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldn’t teach us about dragons.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: But if...

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Gate attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly don’t qualify for an annulment. If you two don’t want to be together you’ll have to file for divorce.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we’re just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler: If that doesn’t keep kids in school, what will?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe: Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: Now, how will they know if you’re ready?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if you’re ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: Oh. That’s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, ‘Where’s number 27?!’

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Monica: What if I asked?

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: I know! I know! And I’m going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They… They’re like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I… I don’t think we can be together. It just, it just can’t work. It can’t. (Starts to break up) I’m very upset.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Ross: I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Kate: Well umm, maybe if it had more heat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from London—well Shropshire really but y’know—well she’s about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if you’d like to keep her company this evening?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Aw, y’know…Y’know, maybe we’re-we’re just approaching this all wrong. If you’re Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you’d go?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: …I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’t micro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, that’s-that’s what you’re worried about? If that’s the problem, we’ve got no problem.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if he’s alive.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Rachel: But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know! I swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Monica: I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If that’s, if that’s really what you want, okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Margha: Well, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Chandler.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Tommy: Hey, mind if I use the phone?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Monica: (On phone) Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo (sp?) is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo (sp?) 'I'll take it!'

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: ‘Cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: Anyone mind if I save this?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Frank: Hey, y’know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: Well, technically it seven billion years ago… (Well, technically you’d be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: So, if you’re parents hadn’t got divorced, you’d be able to answer a question like a normal person?

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Chandler: (to Rachel) And you… Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Yeah well, if ah, if that’s the rule this weekend... (She gets up) No!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris…Holy cow, that’s a big word. Trisc… Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.) I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Eric: Well if I didn’t have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like…

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Ross: (British) Come again? What’s-what’s this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, I’m-I’m not English. I’m from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. I’m sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression…

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: That’s also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and don’t come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As she’s saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12