words in movies
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one?
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Chandler: You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
(Phoebe opens the box, to find something familiar inside.)
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
(As Ross opens the lid, everybody looks at the mess inside.)
[Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.]
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
[Scene: inside Central Perk]
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
[inside]
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
[Cut to inside.]
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Chandler: Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
(They go inside.)
Ross: Why is it inside out?!
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Ross: (mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
(They start to go inside.)
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!)
Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
[Scene: Inside Joeys Premiere, he is intently watching the movie.]
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
(Monica goes back inside)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
[Scene: Inside Central Perk]
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)