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'IS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IS' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! Where is it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Is that supposed to be an insult?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the scene is continued from where we left off before the break.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: And um, what-what is that Ross?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a big misunderstanding.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: No it is not!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Is that so?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Time lapse, Ross is drinking something and decides to get Rachel again.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos… They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!   But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!   I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The craps table, Monica is on a big roll.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there—Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didn’t you read Lord of the Rings in high school?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Joey: (looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Classroom, Joey is coaching his student.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Parker: Maaaassapequa, sounds like a magical place. Tell me about Massapequa, is it steep in Native American history? {Transcriber’s Note: Interestingly Alec Baldwin was born in Massapequa.}

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: I dunno what it is, it just doesn’t quite feel like Christmas to me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

MONICA: There is no alley behind Macy's.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat after me. "Je m'appelle Claude".

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross’s new class, he is entering out of breath.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

JOEY: I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

(Ross is dumbfounded to see Mike instead of David)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandler’s mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video.  It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him.  They're both at Central Perk.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

CHANDLER: This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Scene: Joey’s. Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Richard’s Apartment, he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door. He gets up and opens the door to reveal…]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, I’m calling on behalf of Monica Geller’s eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) He’s out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn’t tell him not to call me, did you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: The test is ready.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch. Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Scene: The Bings� bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Monica: (To Phoebe) This is great! Now she’s gonna be mad at Rachel! Y’know what? And I’m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

JOEY: Oh hey uh, be careful with that 3-D last supper, Judas is a little loose.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

MONICA: (holding up a blanket) Where's Benny? (drops the blanket) There he is! (does it again) Where's Benny, there he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: That’s what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and you’re Chip. Nevermind.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate’s understudy, Lauren.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: Yes, yes she is. Didn’t I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, err, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word: "Rotunda") Pass. (Next word: "Filibuster" stares at it a moment) Pass. (Henrietta is looking very confused) (Next word: "Addendum" 4 seconds remaining) Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: This right here is where I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh that’s where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. I’ll let you fill in the blank here.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

(Cut to Chandler’s room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isn’t, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it. As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: A grocery store that Janice shops in. Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Ohh, well, that’s ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. It’s up here on some hook..and…smells different.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available…

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Susan: I know it’s frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when it’s over, we’re all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

MONICA: Al-alright, l-look you guys, this is the best relationship I've been in. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Rachel: �Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Chandler: (sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple. Y'know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. Y'know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: So then if-if—I mean if you think about it, this is all (Pause.) your fault.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

PHOEBE: (singing) I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: (on TV, finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: (opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: Outside the Janitor’s Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: (jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this year’s), as Monica is getting everything ready.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Your ex-boyfriend is insane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Danny: Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Chandler: Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

[Scene: A Theatre, Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesn’t matter how much we love ‘em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is memorizing his lines. Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(There is a cry of disappointment from the crowd of men.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Chandler: Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave ‘Hi’ to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather "Account of a visit from St. Nicholas" by Henry Livingston.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: My Father is Chuck Magioni?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25