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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Monica: Isnt that great?
Rachel: (looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful?
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?
Sophie: Isnt this great?!
Phoebe: It isnt?
Phoebe: Isnt it cool! Varoom! Varoom!
Phoebe: Yeah, isnt it fantastic?
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Monica: He is right, isnt he?
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Monica: Wait! Wait! This isnt take-out!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Chandler: Isnt this amazing?
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Joey: Why isnt that valet back with my Porsche?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
Friend No. 2: Oh, isnt it exciting, I mean its like having a boyfriend for life.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
Phoebe: So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it?
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Ross: Crack isnt even an intravenous drug!
Joey: No it isnt, I ate that.
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
Joey: Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Rachel: Isnt that a kind of sushi?
Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, "Like what isnt?")
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Phoebe: Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Boy in the Cape: This isnt fair.
Chandler: Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?
Joey: Isnt that great?
Phoebe: Isnt it at three?
Joey: Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.