words in movies
Rachel: It's all done!
Chandler: Well, it's not.
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Ross: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Chandler: Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now.
Joey: (To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Central Perk, I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel.]
Joey: Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay? (Quietly) She-she-she's hurting me.
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Phoebe: No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know (in a high pitched voice) Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch.
Mr. Zelner: It's really nice to see you again.
Chandler: I need to talk to you, it's urgent!
Ross: It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Kyle: Yeah. It's gonna be weird.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Caitlin: It's uh, 27 dollars even.
Monica: It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Joey: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!
Monica: Yeah, it's good.
Chandler: It's true.
Caitlin: It's uh, $12.50.
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Ross: It's theChandler!!
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: (on the answering machine) Rach! It's me! Pick up!
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Phoebe: Exactly! Because it's in the past!
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
CHANDLER: Now I know it's been awhile, but I took it as a good sign.
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Phoebe: I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Monica: It's a diaper commercial.
Monica: Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
Joey: It's not a cat!
Joey: How come you have two? Chandler: Well this one's for you. Joey: Get out. Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds. Joey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies. Chandler: That's what they'll call us. [The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
Joey: It's not a cat!
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Joey: Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. (Thinks about it.) Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor
Rachel: Well, it's my cat.
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
Joey: Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
Rachel: It's not a baby! It's a cat!
Rachel: Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?
PHOEBE: I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Ross: I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Phoebe: Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, "Ross" on it.
Chandler: It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)
Ross: Yeah? Sometimes it's (Does the fist thing.)
Ross: I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Joey: (on phone from Vegas) Hey Monica, it's Joey!
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Chandler: So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
Chandler: See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Ross: (on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Joey: It's me, Joey!
Charlie: Yeah, it's fun (hesitating).
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Chandler: It's a four.
Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
Rachel: Ohhhh. Honey, honey, honey, it's okay, it's okay honey. I'm gonna fix you a drink, huh? Maybe a margarita?
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]