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ROSS: Well uh, it's cause he had a thing with, wi-, with the thing.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
CHANDLER: Oh hey, it's, it's terriffic. I mean it's a regular space... fest.
CHANDLER: That's right my friend. It's time for...
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
PRODUCER: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
JOEY: You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinkin'... what's with the boxes?
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
JOEY: Oh, now it's a spare room?
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
PHOEBE: Oh, check it out, oh check it out. It's Smelly Cat the video.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
CHANDLER: Oh it's uh, over there on the table.
JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.
MONICA: It's my TV.
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
PHOEBE: Well, OK, the record company sent over this piece of paper for me to sign, saying that it's OK for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
EDDIE: Wha-, n-, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people runnin' around on the beach, ya know.
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
ALL: Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Monica: No it's not.
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Susan: It's my baby too.
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Alan: (on the intercom) It's Alan.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Rachel: It's worse than the thumb!
Monica: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Phoebe: It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and-
Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Ross: Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Rachel: ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
Chandler: Hey, it's me.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.]
Joey: No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not.
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Joey: Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)
Phoebe: Okay, it's in spasm.
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism.
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Phoebe: It's your thing, and-
Rachel: Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me!
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me.
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
Chandler: Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
PHOEBE: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes I've heard of this.
PHOEBE: Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.
Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable)
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Phoebe: (Intercom) It's Phoebe.
Roger: It's textbook.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Chandler: Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
JOEY: Pretty good. It's like you said. It's mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column.
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: Chandler Bing? It's time to see your thing.
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.