words in movies
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
JOEY: Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.
JOEY: Hey, I'll be alright. I mean it's not like I'm starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives. Heh? I mean that's gotta have some kind of cache.
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
PHOEBE: Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, it's like, um, 'Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?'
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God, I mean it's just so.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
JOEY: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
JOEY: Ohh, you know what it is? It's smudgy 'cause they're fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remoray, they'd send over the whole script on real paper and everything.
PHOEBE: Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: It's David, actually!
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Phoebe: No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Colleen: It's pretty much all the information you need.
Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Amanda: (To Phoebe) Smell my neck! (Phoebe does so) It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Rachel: I said it's still nap time.
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.
Ross: It's not bad.
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!
Amy: It's his dad.
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
Phoebe: It's in the cake, isn't it?
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Amanda: Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Joey: But it's an original Buffay...
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Phoebe: Mhm... it's moist.
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Monica: I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Ross: Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.
All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)
Joey: So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.
Rachel: Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!